she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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