mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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