Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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