just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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