He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We're not piercing ourselves today.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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