You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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