Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
