forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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