its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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