Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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