I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.