Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

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(903): View more from Texas

Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.

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(760): View more from California

just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?

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(954): View more from Florida

I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in

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(831): View more from California

Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur

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(303): View more from Colorado

Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.

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(386): View more from Florida

Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list

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