I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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