i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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