everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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