Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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