She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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