3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He passed out mid-signature
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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