if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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