no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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