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I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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