Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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