how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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