if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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