I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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