I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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