): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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