Someone shit on the floor
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This is the high leading the old right now
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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