Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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