I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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