yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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