so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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