gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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