Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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