Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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