Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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