how can u be prego again
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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