I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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