I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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