ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We need to get me chipped asap
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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