She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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