i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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