the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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