let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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