I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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