Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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