I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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