.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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