I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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