I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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