Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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