i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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