You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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